are you an E-tard?

Top 40 WARNING SIGNS that you may be an e-tard!

40.)You won't pay more than 15.
39.)Menthols all the way.
38.)Your favorite cologne/perfume is vicks.
37.)At a rave, you sit with you knees up and your head between your knees, that or your sprawl out on even the filthiest floors.
36.)You promise yourself that you are going to cut back, but you won't cut out.
35.)The only reason you cut back is so that it will hit you harder.
34.)Your friends ask if you are on drugs.
33.)Your parents ask if you are on drugs.
32.)You can't remember what you were gonna...
31.)The music is too loud so you ask for water by tilting your head back, making a "C" with your right hand and raising it to your mouth.
30.)Your only use for the interent is as a venue to research the effects of E.
29.)You dance like you're trying to stomp a bug on the ground and you close your eyes.
28.)You go to GNC to see if you can find something to enhance your rolls.
27.)You're constantly overloading on vitamin C, but you're not sick.
26.)If you see a person at a bar or club drinking water, you instantly ask them if they are rolling.
25.)You own more wife-beaters than a redneck.
24.)You can't go to sleep without valium.
23.)All of your shoes have buckles on them.
22.)You have 50 best friends(Saturday night only).
21.)Your favorite bar drink is bottled water.
20.)You carry around a prescription bottle but you're not sick.
19.)You're on the same time schedule as Dracula.
18.)You sweat like a French whore in summertime.
17.)You forgot how to dance at regular clubs.
16.)You're losing weight but you're not on a diet.
15.)Your hands are clamy but you're not nervous.
14.)You never leave home without your glo-sticks.
13.)Your pockets are always filled with candy and gum but you're not wearing a costume.
12.)Your girlfriend looks like Barbie on crack.
11.)You sometimes shake like you've had ten cups of coffee, but you haven't.
10.)You know what eye wiggles are
9.)Your favorite colors are white(rolls royce) red(stars) green(triangles) and brown (sugars).
8.)You are often seen dancing with transvestites and liking it.
7.)You haven't gone out before 10:00PM since college.
6.)You shave your legs but you're not a girl.
5.)You have 20/20 vision but you wear glasses.
4.)Your favorite meal is a blowpop.
3.)Every shirt you own is atleast 5% spandex.
2.)You never put butter on your "rolls".

And the #1 WARNING SIGN that you may be an e-tard is...................Your favorite band is a DJ!!!!